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This unisex T-shirt keeps the front clean and puts the slogan on the back: “I DON'T GET DRUNK. I GET AWESOME”, set in bold uppercase lettering as a clean, text-only design. It is part of our Everything I Love collection for people who like slogan shirts with attitude.
Made for people with a dark, self-ironic sense of humor. Works as an everyday T-shirt, a layer under a jacket, or a gift.
Prefer the artwork on the chest? See I DON'T GET DRUNK. I GET AWESOME T-Shirt with Front Print or I DON'T GET DRUNK. I GET AWESOME Hoodie with Back Print. More designs in the Everything I Love collection.
Is the print on the back or on the front? On the back.
Please check the size chart in the options to ensure the perfect fit.
Find more details about our certifications further down on this product page.
Note: The white variant may have a slightly off-white tone due to the material, giving it a more natural look rather than a bright pure white.
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
We exceed our competitors' standards. Our products are crafted with the utmost care so that you can feel and see the difference.
| Features | Invisible Mafia | Other brands |
|---|---|---|
| 100% Premium Cotton | ✓ | ✕ |
| Unique Designs | ✓ | ✕ |
| Durable & sturdy | ✓ | ✕ |
| Sustainably & fairly produced | ✓ | ✕ |
| FREE Shipping Worldwide on 2+ Items | ✓ | ✕ |
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Yes, check the size chart in metric (cm) and imperial (in) below the size information, or view the fit overview to the left of the size selector on each product page.
FREE Shipping Worldwide on 2+ Items. Delivery takes 3–5 business days.
You can cancel your order within 24 hours of placing it — after that, it's already in production and can no longer be canceled, but reach out to info@invisiblemafia.com and we'll do our best to help.
For returns: you have 60 days from delivery to send items back, as long as they're unused, unworn, and still have their tags attached. Just email us your order number and we'll guide you through it. Once we receive and inspect the return, refunds are processed within 5–10 business days to your original payment method. Please note: return shipping costs are covered by the customer.
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Our garments are produced by Gildan, a leading global apparel manufacturer, through a certified production network. All facilities meet OEKO-TEX Standard 100, WRAP, and SEDEX standards, ensuring safe materials, fair wages, and ethical working conditions. You can find more details on our Certifications section above.